After School Detention ([personal profile] detentionroom) wrote2025-08-22 05:11 pm

[KAI-UN]

[When you open your eyes, you find yourself lying on the sandy shores of a beach. It's dark, with the moon and stars hanging brightly in the sky above (wasn't it daytime back at school. . . ?). In front of you is the entrance to a water-logged sea cave, flanked by two torches that burn brightly in your homeroom's colors, casting an almost ethereal glow into the water lapping at the rocky opening. The louder voice from earlier echoes distantly around you.]

Hell yeah! A good ol' fashioned test of courage!! The rules of the game are simple: make it to the very end before time runs out. If you do, maybe I'll give ya somethin' nice to take back home with ya!

But if you don't– well. I ain't responsible for what happens!


[With those instructions, you are left to your own devices. The beach is small, and the water level seems to be slowly rising around you]

[There is nowhere else to go but into the gaping maw of danger.]
inexorableiron: (I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion)

[personal profile] inexorableiron 2025-08-23 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Urgathoa's fucking asscheek...

[Hate it. Hate teleportation. Hate this itchy tracksuit. Hate the sand where sand was not meant to be.

Hamn drags himself to his feet, sliding a little in the loose sand. He looks sharply in each direction, then looks down at the tattoo on his left hand and sighs. And then swears, in goblin]

So we're fucked in all directions, huh? Fucking figures.
bowtiedbones: (75)

[personal profile] bowtiedbones 2025-08-23 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
What—!? Where are we!

[scrambling to her feet and away from the water. she’s turning in circles and staring around wild-eyed, completely thrown by their new surroundings]

Is this place real?
parttimesoldier: (180)

[personal profile] parttimesoldier 2025-08-23 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't even want to know what's in there...

[Grimacing as she glances at the cave.]
parttimesoldier: (138)

[personal profile] parttimesoldier 2025-08-23 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Feels pretty real.

[Likewise moving away from the water.]
inexorableiron: (orange + 75 = Canada)

[personal profile] inexorableiron 2025-08-23 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Ghosts is my fuckin' guess. Or other creepy shit.

[Dolls,]
inexorableiron: (orange + 75 = Canada)

[personal profile] inexorableiron 2025-08-23 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Real annoying, sure.
parttimesoldier: (230)

[personal profile] parttimesoldier 2025-08-23 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Not more dolls...]

That's a given, I think. More worried about how dangerous they'll be.
inexorableiron: (perhaps a giant wooden badger?)

[personal profile] inexorableiron 2025-08-23 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[He casts an eye at the water]

Not much choice though, is there?
inexorableiron: (perhaps a giant wooden badger?)

[First Checkpoint: The Discussion]

[personal profile] inexorableiron 2025-08-23 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
... Gate's probably gonna be the fucking fastest, but also the shittiest. Lady dudes?
Edited 2025-08-23 17:00 (UTC)
parttimesoldier: (173)

[personal profile] parttimesoldier 2025-08-23 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Doesn't look like it.

[A sigh.]

Time to brace ourselves, I guess.
parttimesoldier: (140)

[personal profile] parttimesoldier 2025-08-23 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Time's of the essence, isn't it? It'd make the most sense, but...

[Yeah, shitty is probably right.]

No idea how bad it might get in there.
inexorableiron: (orange + 75 = Canada)

[personal profile] inexorableiron 2025-08-23 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Shit though, "what frightens us most?" Could be fucking anything.
parttimesoldier: (234)

[personal profile] parttimesoldier 2025-08-23 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but it's... not real, right? They're obviously just trying to mess with us.
inexorableiron: (perhaps a giant wooden badger?)

[personal profile] inexorableiron 2025-08-23 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Like those damn dolls? That was creepy as hell and all, but it didn't hurt. You thinkin' this shit could be like that?
parttimesoldier: (187)

[personal profile] parttimesoldier 2025-08-23 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe.

[A beat.]

But then again, those strings on day one did hurt. This isn't going to be pleasant either way, but... maybe doable?
inexorableiron: (We got us a real Tits McGuillicuddy.)

[personal profile] inexorableiron 2025-08-23 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not scared by either of those things, though. I don't think there's any monster or fuckin' nasty I'm too freakin' scared of.

Could be worth it.
parttimesoldier: (228)

[personal profile] parttimesoldier 2025-08-23 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[A glance back the way they came, thinking of the water.]

Well, since time's not exactly on our side, maybe we should give it a go then.
inexorableiron: (Juuust a crick in the neck.)

[personal profile] inexorableiron 2025-08-23 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[He follows her gaze, frowning]

Yeah. Shit... You good, you ready?
parttimesoldier: (271)

[personal profile] parttimesoldier 2025-08-23 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Expression very serious, but she raises a determined fist.]

Ready as I'll ever be.
inexorableiron: (We got us a real Tits McGuillicuddy.)

[personal profile] inexorableiron 2025-08-23 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[???? Wait he knows this]

Boulder, parchment, shears?
parttimesoldier: (177)

[personal profile] parttimesoldier 2025-08-23 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[She blinks. Boulder, parchment... Oh!]

Unless someone wants to volunteer first, I guess that works?

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