After School Detention ([personal profile] detentionroom) wrote2025-07-15 01:32 pm

[KAI-UN]

[You needed an escape.

For a moment– however brief, or however not– you longed to get away. Perhaps you envisioned a vacation upon sunny, beachy shores, palm trees at your back and seagulls floating in the air. Perhaps you envisioned nothing at all, and merely accepted that anywhere but here would do. Either way. . .?

You blink. . . and you wake up slouched on a school desk, arms folded with head resting between. You lift your gaze and realize that you've woken up in the middle of a classroom, seated in one of the. . . uh, very few functional desks that remain. The others have been broken into pieces, with legs and splinters of wood scattered across the floor. Deep claw marks decorate the walls, having gouged the sheetrock with jagged, violent gashes. The window curtains are closed, but they too have been torn and ripped to shreds, with holes showing a dark and unidentifiable landscape beyond the four walls which trap you.

And written on the blackboard, in large, white letters that seem to glow in the midst of the dim room lighting, is a warning]


DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR NAME.

[. . . you are not alone]

[Each and every new arrival awakens dressed in a high school-issued track uniform. The design is up to the players, but each uniform is already color-coded to match the group at large. Somewhere on your body is a new marking: a mysterious floral design shaded the same color as your track uniform. It is glowing very gently. And in your pocket you feel. . . something warm. Further investigation reveals a tiny little omamri, tucked away in your outfit, for safe keeping. Huh! What a nice gift!]

[For now, the front door to the classroom is locked. No matter how hard you try– with physical prowess or otherwise– the door cannot be opened.]

[But hey! You can poke around the area, if you'd like! Maybe get to know your new classmates. . . ? Try not to panic. For now, everything is. . . calm]
inexorableiron: (Default)

[personal profile] inexorableiron 2025-07-19 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, nothin' too exciting dude. Just fighting this fuckin' evil lich dude and he seriously sucked. Like, c'mon, teleporting around the fuckin' room? Dick. Him anf hid stupid zombie asshole minions.

Anyway I dunno. Stabbed, probably.
gamboler: (050)

[personal profile] gamboler 2025-07-19 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...He's gotta be fucking with him right now. ]

You don't remember? Surely death would be a little more memorable.
inexorableiron: (Stand and fight.)

[personal profile] inexorableiron 2025-07-19 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Once ya go unconscious, any shit can happen. Didn't get eaten though! I'm still all here!
gamboler: (45)

[personal profile] gamboler 2025-07-19 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
What a relief. It'd be a shame if you had an arm nibbled off...

[ beleaguered SIGH ]

For what it's worth, I'm not dead. So the odds we're in hell are low, though not impossible.
inexorableiron: (Both braincells are preoccupied.)

[personal profile] inexorableiron 2025-07-19 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[He is nodding, deathly serious]

Right? I need both of these to fight with! I'm not like — [a beat] — Cygnus. Shit, you won't know him...

[Hamn is getting up, giant tree that he is]

... so what the fuck is this shit? Books say anythin'?
gamboler: (007)

[personal profile] gamboler 2025-07-19 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Goodness, he is tall, isn't he... ]

Oh, that? Nothing particularly illuminating. A little story of bad luck, which may be while we're all here.
inexorableiron: (We got us a real Tits McGuillicuddy.)

[personal profile] inexorableiron 2025-07-19 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[He drank his milk and ate ALL his veggies ok ok]

Shit. Not even a hint about what the fuck, huh? Damn. All we got is what not to do.
gamboler: (41)

[personal profile] gamboler 2025-07-19 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
This whole situation reads rather like a locked room mystery. Except we're locked in the room and there's no murder to solve...

[ ...yet??? Why did he have to trail off like that. ]
inexorableiron: (perhaps a giant wooden badger?)

[personal profile] inexorableiron 2025-07-19 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Probably he is thinking about other murders, duh]

Doesn't give us a whole hell of a lot ...
gamboler: (095)

[personal profile] gamboler 2025-07-19 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Certainly not, though perhaps the mention of "luck" is something we ought to take note of. That can't be accidental...
inexorableiron: (orange + 75 = Canada)

[personal profile] inexorableiron 2025-07-19 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
... ?

Why would we need to take note of our shit luck, dude? We all know it.
gamboler: (051)

[personal profile] gamboler 2025-07-19 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hm. Perhaps he should be a little more judicious about showing his hand this soon, but— ]

Speak for yourself. I'm what you might call...prodigiously lucky.
inexorableiron: (I don't get it.)

[personal profile] inexorableiron 2025-07-19 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha! So you're finally havin' a shit day? What, for the first time?

[He's laughing but also gently, sympathetically clapping a dhoulder]

Sucks, dude. Lucky dude.
gamboler: (136)

1/2

[personal profile] gamboler 2025-07-19 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ "finally having a shit day" huh... ]
gamboler: (106)

2/2

[personal profile] gamboler 2025-07-19 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
That remains to be seen. We may turn it around in our favor yet.
inexorableiron: (Juuust a crick in the neck.)

[personal profile] inexorableiron 2025-07-19 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, sure. It'd be easier if I had all my own damn equipment, lucky dude.
gamboler: (109)

[personal profile] gamboler 2025-07-19 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't need to keep calling me that.
inexorableiron: (We got us a real Tits McGuillicuddy.)

[personal profile] inexorableiron 2025-07-19 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Gotta call you somethin' and I don't trust all that fey bullshit!
gamboler: (012)

[personal profile] gamboler 2025-07-19 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
...If you must call me something, then call me Garnet for now.

[ That should do, if he ought to avoid his name, even if "Aventurine" is already an alias. ]
inexorableiron: (We got us a real Tits McGuillicuddy.)

[personal profile] inexorableiron 2025-07-19 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
No sweat, dude. I can do that.
gamboler: (013)

[personal profile] gamboler 2025-07-19 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And yet he persists with the "dude"...better than "sir", at least. ]

And what should I call you?
inexorableiron: (Stand and fight.)

[personal profile] inexorableiron 2025-07-19 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[It is a part of speech, like "ah" or "fuck"]

Haven't thought about it.

[He lied, convincingly.]
gamboler: (065)

[personal profile] gamboler 2025-07-19 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not just pick something? We'll need an easy way to identify each other beyond our secret names. I doubt we'll need them for long, anyway.

[ lol, lmao even ]
inexorableiron: (Juuust a crick in the neck.)

[personal profile] inexorableiron 2025-07-19 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Normally he'd use his brother's name, but he hasn't since Bhomi died]

Ah shit, I guess. Could just go by some title I guess. Magus or somethin'. Like that, dude?
gamboler: (007)

[personal profile] gamboler 2025-07-19 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
...Sure, whatever you'd like, Mister Magus.

[ Does that make him some sort of magic user, then? ]

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